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If it were my decision / If I had a magic wand... phrase

The excuse given by a Swamp member who is unwilling to fight for conservative policies. As in, "If I had a magic wand, I would end all abortions with no exceptions". But in reality, the phrase publicly conveys immediate surrender to the Uniparty's liberal agenda.

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